Why I Don’t Have a LinkedIn Account (Anymore)

Here’s what happened:

New Notification (distant acquaintance): “Hi Judy! Long time no see. I’m looking for a new job, thought maybe you knew of an opening at the Skip Level.” Great! Let me do your job search for you!

New Notification (some random guy): “Judy, Thanks for your interest & being part of my LinkedIn network. Glad to connect to fine people like you seem to be ! I hope be able to add value to each other. It’s a pleasure to stay in touch and to be friend. Let me know if there is anything I can ever do for you.” Sure, I will definitely let you know if there is anything you can ever do for me.

New Notification (another random guy): “Judy! You were highly recommended as a great source or candidate now or in the future. HS has been retained to recruit 4 High Potential VP Generalist for roles.” WTF is this guy talking about?

Repeat the above ad nauseum.

THAT’s why I don’t have a LinkedIN account (anymore).

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judy_burnly

The universe is vast and expansive, and all I can contribute to it is a deluge of spam.

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